Funny Wedding
Toasts and Poems
Laughter will forever be the best medicine, better than any doctor
prescribed pills or holistic remedy passed on by a health therapist.
So it is with this thought that we at Houston Wedding Center understand
the importance of therapeutically adding the enjoyment of a Houston
wedding by providing some of the all-time anecdotes for that perfect
wedding occasion.
By adding a dose of laughter to your speech as a best
man, maid of honour, father of the bride or mother of the groom
and even the MC, doing it at the right time is the key, something
that will have to come from seeing the audience and determining
how you feel, however, there is never a wrong time to crack a tasteful
joke during your wedding speech, for your Houston wedding party,
however, it has to be done very tastefully and in good standing
of your guests, especially your newly formed family.
There is nothing worse than making a fool of yourself while standing
in front of all your guests, family members and newly-inherited
family members and start to insult those people that you are making
a first impression towards. Keep your speech, toasts and poems funny,
short and sweet and remember to have fun, this is a wedding, a Houston
wedding party and funny poems, funny speeches and funny poems are
encouraged, not frowned upon, so go up there and have a blast for
your Houston wedding speech.
So in conclusion, not only can you win brownie
points as a public speaker but also help in breaking the ice with
your audience. The audience at a Houston wedding can be very fickle,
it can be very relaxed even while you make a toast, so go up there
and make a killing, be prepared and you will be fine for your wedding
speech at your Houston wedding. Below are a few examples of one-liners
that will enhance your wedding speech, poem or toast:
Socrates
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll
be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Rita Rudner
I love being married. It's so great to find that one
special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
John Milton
Biochemically, love is just like eating large amounts
of chocolate.
Henny Youngman
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Cathy Carlyle
Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in
control of the switch.
Mickey Rooney
Always get married early in the morning. That way,
if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
Honore de Balzac
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan
trying to play the violin.
Henny Youngman
I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her
way back.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
A man's wife has more power over him than the state
has.
Henry Kissinger
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s
too much fraternizing with the enemy.
Anonymous
There are 4 keys to a successful wedding, take your
wife out dancing, take your wife out shopping, take your wife out
to dinners and shows and make passionate love to your wife, and
in the end make sure that none of the previous 4 women meet your
wife
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